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Kenapa NUFFNANG kedekut sangat?
on Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Lirik Mistletoe - Justin Bieber
on Tuesday, October 18, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Soalan Percubaan SPM 2011
on Monday, October 17, 2011 at 2:16 AM
CONVOFair Fest 2011 UTP
on Friday, October 14, 2011 at 2:54 AM
Cara permainan Catur Bistari
on Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Top 10 Blogger Melayu Malaysia Bulan Oktober
on Friday, October 07, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Keputusan Perlawanan Australia VS Malaysia
at 7:12 PM
Woww! NUFFNANG bagi aku tiket wayang Premiere Screening filem Real Steel percuma!
at 3:08 AM

Kematian Otai Apple | Steve Jobs Meninggal Dunia
on Thursday, October 06, 2011 at 10:08 AM
"Jobs had been struggling with his health for the last several years. In 2004 he underwent surgery to treat a rare form of pancreatic cancer. He returned to work soon after, but in early 2009 took six months off to treat what he called a "hormone imbalance" that made him appear gaunt and pale. During that leave he underwent a liver transplant.
Founder Ohmedia Network, Justkhai di hack
at 2:55 AM
Permohonan Online Kemasukan Ke UiTM Sesi 2012
at 2:38 AM
Noobie.com.my kembar Nuffnang
on Tuesday, October 04, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Earnings Sebulan RM30,000 dengan NUFFNANG
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Pengguna Internet Paling Hebat!
at 8:20 PM
Najwa Latif | Lirik Sahabat
at 12:01 AM
Sejarah asal-usul NUFFNANG
on Saturday, October 01, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Gandingan Justin Bieber dan Cheryl Cole
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Penangan Mas Ahmad Safwan untuk Cerita Mamat
on Thursday, September 29, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Keluang Man dan...
at 2:58 PM
Permohonan Online Kemasukan Ke Institut Pendidikan MARA Sesi Januari 2012
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Permohonan Kemasukan Ke Institut Pendidikan MARA(IPMa) Sesi Januari 2012.Para lepasan Sijil, SPM, SPMV, STPM, Diploma dan yang setaraf dengannya dipelawa untuk memohon memasuki institusi-institusi pendidikan MARA bagi sesi Januari 2012. Institusi Pendidikan MARA yang dimaksudkan adalah;
- Kolej Profesional MARA (KPM)
- Kolej Kemahiran Tinggi MARA (KKTM)
- Institut Kemahiran MARA (IKM)
- German Malaysian Institute (GMI)
- Universiti Kuala Lumpur (UniKL)
- Kolej Poly-Tech MARA (KPTM)
Program Pengajian Yang Ditawarkan
Sila rujuk iklan permohonan untuk menyemak tawaran kursus dan program pengajian yang disediakan.Kriteria Pemilihan
Pemilihan pemohon-pemohon yang layak akan berpandu kepada faktor-faktor berikut :‑
- Kombinasi pencapaian subjek yang diperolehi pemohon.
- Mencapai gred subjek yang ditetapkan bagi program yang dipohon.
- Bilangan tempat yang disediakan mengikut program fakulti dan institusi.
- Ujian Khas Kemasukan dan temuduga akan diadakan tertakluk kepada keperluan fakulti atau institusi. Pemohon-pemohon akan dihubungi terus oleh fakulti atau institut berkenaan untuk proses ujian khas atau temuduga.
Video Penjelasan Hukum Hudud Ustaz Zaharuddin
at 3:35 PM
Bermulanya Semester 2 aku di UTP
on Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 11:59 PM

Ingat,doktor bukan tuhan
at 7:21 AM

Sering kali apabila kita sakit doktor akan meminta kita untuk makan ubat. Tiada pula doktor suruh untuk melakukan perkara lain.
Doktor : Encik makan ubat ini ya. Nanti cepat sikit sembuh.
Pesakit : Ubat yang doktor Klinik ABC bagi itu tidak elok lah doktor. Dah 3 hari saya makan tapi tidak elok jugak sakit saya ini. Makin parah ada lah saya rasa.
Doktor : Tidak apa encik. Saya bagi ubat lain ya. Nanti encik makan. Jangan tidak makan pula.
Pesakit : Baiklah doktor. Saya akan makan ubat ni sampai sembuh. Terima kasih doktor
Doktor : Sama-sama encik.
Apa niat kita masa makan ubat tu?
Adakah kita berkeyakinan bahawa dengan makan ubat itu sakit yang kita deritai akan sembuh?
Adakah kita menaruh harapan bahawa ubat itu akan membawa kesembuhan buat kita?
Adakah kita beranggapan bahawa ubat itu punya kuasa magis untuk menyembuhkan penyakit?
Adakah kita rasa doktor yang kita jumpa itu punya kuasa untuk sembuhkan kita?
Sebenarnya kita tidak sedar bahawa dengan beranggapan sedemikian kita telah terjatuh dalam syirik kecil. Astaghfirullahal ‘Azim. Perlu diingatkan bahawa ubat itu hanya menjadi perantara kepada kesembuhan penyakit. Bukannya ubat itu yang punya kuasa untuk menyembuhkan penyakit. Bahkan hanya Allah sahaja yang punya kuasa yang Maha Penyembuh.
Ikuti senario berikut (di klinik pesakit luar) :
Pesakit : Assalamualaikum tuan doktor. Selamat pagi.
Doktor : Selamat pagi makcik.
Pesakit : Tuan doktor, makcik sakit kepala sudah 3 hari. Dah pergi jumpa doktor dekat klinik sebelah itu. Dia bagi ubat tapi tidak hilang jugak sakit kepala makcik ini. Makcik rasa doktor itu tidak rasi la dengan makcik.
Doktor : Ye ke makcik? Rasi macam mana tu?
Pesakit : Ye la. Bulan lepas makcik sakit gigi pergi juga dekat situ. Ubat yang dia bagi tidak elok juga. Makcik rasa bukan ubat yang tidak elok. Tapi doktor itu yang tidak reti bagi ubat agaknya, atau pun doktor itu tidak ada power nak ubat pesakit.
Doktor : Oooo… gitu. Jadi makcik rasa saya ini ada power untuk ubatkan makcik?
Pesakit : Ye la kot.
Doktor : Mana makcik tahu? (sambil mengambil tekanan darah dan meletakkan stetoskop di dada pesakit tersebut)
Pesakit : Ye la. Sebab doktor ini nampak ada gaya doktor. Bak kata orang tu…ade “nokoh” jadi doktor.
Doktor : makcik ni kelakar la.
Pesakit : Apa yang kelakarnya doktor?
Doktor : Makcik…. sebelum keluar rumah nak datang sini tadi makcik ada tak sembahyang hajat?
Pesakit : Tidak ada pula doktor. Kenapa doktor tanya macam itu?
Doktor : Makcik, saya tidak ada apa-apa kuasa nak sembuhkan makcik. Ubat yang saya bagi jugak tiada kuasa nak sembuhkan sakit kepala makcik.
Pesakit : ????? (dengan gaya mulut terlopong)
Doktor : Betul makcik.
Pesakit : Jadi apa guna makcik datang sini. Baik makcik pergi cari doktor lain yang ada power
Doktor : Nanti dulu makcik. Saya tidak habis cakap lagi.
Pesakit : Ok doktor… teruskan…
Doktor : Setiap penyakit itu datangnya dari Allah dan setiap ubat itu jugak dari Allah. Saya dengan ilmu perubatan yang ada telah diberi kelebihan oleh Allah untuk menjadi orang yang boleh memberikan perantara (ubat) untuk menyembuhkan penyakit.
Dengan sebab perantara itulah maka penyakit akan insya’allah sembuh. Allah beri kita penyakit supaya kita ingat akan Dia. Supaya kita berikhtiar untuk mencari ubat itu. Dalam masa yang sama tidak melupakan Dia. Penyakit jugak sebagai kafarah untuk menghilangkan dosa kalau kita sabar. Kalau tak sabar, bertambah lah dosa.
Pesakit : Oooo… macam tu rupanya.
Doktor : Iye makcik. Jadi, makcik betulkanlah niat makcik itu dan betulkanlah juga anggapan makcik itu ya. Lain kali kalau nak datang jumpa mana-mana doktor, makcik sembahyang hajat dulu, ingat akan Allah. Niatkan tujuan makcik nak berjumpa doktor adalah untuk berikhtiar mencari ubat dan dengan asbab ubat itu dan dengan izinNya penyakit makcik mudah-mudahan akan sembuh ya. Ingat makcik. Ubat atau pun doktor tak punya apa-apa kuasa untuk sembuhkan penyakit.
Pesakit : Baiklah doktor. Terima kasih banyak kerana mengingatkan makcik. Ini ada ubat tidak doktor?
Doktor : Ada makcik. Jangan risau. Makcik tau tidak baca doa makan ubat?
Pesakit : Makcik biasa baca bismillah je…. tak tau pula ada doa khusus untuk makan ubat.
Doktor : Ada makcik. Ni saya dah tuliskan dalam kertas ni. Nanti masa nak makan ubat tu makcik baca dulu doa ini ya. Kalau makcik tidak boleh baca, mintak tolong sesiapa yang boleh bacakan. Ini doa Bismillah Enam.
Bunyiknya dalam bahasa Melayu:
Bismillahi Kaafi
Bismillahi Shaafi
Bismillahi Waafi
Bismillahi Muafi
Bismillahi Robbussama waatiwal ardhi
Bismillahi Layadhurru ma’asmihi syai’un fil ardhi, walaa fissamaa’i wahuassami’ul ‘aliim
Kita berusaha, ALLAH yang menyihatkan
-Artikel iluvislam.com
UV 2000, BE Nuffnang -2000
on Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Assalamualaikum warahmatullahiwabarakatuh

Upload gambar di twitter menggunakan SMS
at 9:38 AM
Video | Lirik Lagu Satu by Najwa Latif
at 12:00 AM

Jom bertukar kepada Facebook Timeline
on Friday, September 23, 2011 at 2:24 PM


Safee Sali mengamuk isu permit
on Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 6:21 PM

Selamat Pagi Semua
at 6:51 AM
Tayangan Bini-Biniku Gangster ditangguhkan
on Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 8:35 PM
Video Lagu Baru Selena Gomez - Middle of Nowhere
at 7:12 AM

Jom layan Lagu Baru Selena Gomez nie, tajuk nya ialah Middle of Nowhere. Video lagu baru nie pon di upload dalam YouTube pada 19 September yang lalu. So masih belum terlambat kot nak share ngan korang
You left me spinning like a disco
I'm trying but I don't know
If I can stand straight
You took me left when you knew I was right
Now I gotta fight just to make it through the day
I never knew what you were capable of
Baby, I would kept my heart
But I gave it all
Baby, I fell in love
Now I don't know where to start
Chorus:
It's so cold with nobody to hold me
You're so wrong for leaving when you told me
You would never leave me by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
Now I'm lost
Trying to make it on my own
I thought I could never do this alone,
but now I'm walking by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
You left me broken like a record
Baby, I'm,baby, I'm hurt and I don't want to play anymore
Missed every sign
Believed every lie
Whoa whoa, and I was waiting for more
I never knew what you were capable of
Baby, I would kept my heart
But I gave it all
Baby, I fell in love
Now I don't know where to start
Chorus:
It's so cold with nobody to hold me
You're so wrong for leaving when you told me
You would never leave me by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
Now I'm lost
Trying to make it on my own
I thought I could never do this alone,
but now I'm walking by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
You took my heart off my sleeve
But now I'm taking it back, back
Baby, here I come
You took advantage of me
I don't appreciate that, that
You son of a gun
It's so cold with nobody to hold me
You're so wrong for leaving when you told me
You would never leave me by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
Chorus:
It's so cold with nobody to hold me
You're so wrong for leaving when you told me
You would never leave me by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
Now I'm lost
Trying to make it on my own
I thought I could never do this alone,
but now I'm walking by myself
Out in the middle of nowhere
Wasiat Iblis dan syaitan
on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 at 7:00 PM
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A title from IBLIS
ADDRESS: HELLFIRE
DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY
DEAR BELIEVERS,
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am made from fire.
I am more superior then you.
I don’t make mistakes.
Whatever I do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong."
He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better then you fools, in every sense. My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell.
You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven’t yielded your life to me and don’t forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God).
Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes:
SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for
most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in
HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams.
Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That’s the best you and I can
give to your children. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.
If you don’t get smart, you wouldn’t run somewhere,
confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what
little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... and I wont go to Hell alone!
Always waiting for you,
Satan .. Devil .. Iblis
P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this informations with anyone!
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